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Pineapple — The Stratton
Tropical, bright, unmistakable. The flagship — sunshine in tablet form.
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For high-pressure days
Calm. Engineered.
A fast-melt 7-OH tablet engineered for the moments that bite back. Twenty minutes to calm. No comedown. No prescription. Adults 21+.
- 3rd-Party Tested
- Vegan
- 0g Added Sugar
- Made in USA
~20 mintypical onset, fast-melt absorption under the tongue
4–6 hrduration of calm — covers the meeting, the flight, the night
0%habit-forming — non-drowsy by day, sleep-friendly by night
Sound familiar?
The moments that bite back.
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The Pitch Heart pounding before the room goes quiet
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The Crunch Quarter-end. Deadlines. Inbox at 4am
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The Wind-Down Brain still spinning at midnight
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The Red-Eye Travel days, time zones, takeoff jitters
Pick your flavor
Same 7-OH. Four flavors.
Every pack is 4 tablets · 20mg of 7-OH each · 80mg total. Pick the flavor your taste buds vote for.
Crisp
Spearmint — The Closer
Cool, sharp, breath-friendly. Built for the meeting that runs long.
$24.99
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Punchy
Blue Razz — The Wolf
Loud, candy-blue, unapologetic. For the days that needed it yesterday.
$24.99
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Smooth
Watermelon — The Hampton
Ripe, juicy, refreshing. Summer in a tablet — the wind-down pack.
$24.99
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What's in it
One molecule. Properly dosed.
No "proprietary blend." No fillers. One alkaloid, dialed to the dose you can feel — printed on every label, lab-tested every lot.
20mg
7-Hydroxymitragynine
The fast-acting alkaloid found in kratom leaf, isolated to pharmaceutical-grade purity. 20mg per tablet · 80mg per 4-pack. Sublingual fast-melt — bypasses the stomach, onset in ~20 minutes.
The arc
Pop. Melt. Decompress.
- 0:00 Pop. Chew melts on the tongue. Sublingual absorption kicks in fast.
- 0:20 Melt. Shoulders drop. The chest unclenches. Brain stops circling.
- 0:20–4h Flow. Calm-focused. Locked in. No fog, no crash, no comedown.
I've watched a generation get prescribed benzos for nerves and opioids for back pain. A properly dosed, lab-tested 7-OH tablet — sublingual, controlled, taken as-needed — is the kind of harm-reduction product I've been waiting for the industry to make.
Dr. Marcus Lin, MD · Pain Medicine
Ludes Medical Advisory Board
12,000+ five-star reviews
Receipts. In writing.
"I run a fund. I used to drink before client dinners. Now I pop a Spearmint at 5:45 and I'm dialed by 6. Sharper, not slower. Best $48 I spend a month."
"I bought these as a joke because of the name. I keep buying them because they actually work. The Watermelon one is what gets me through the 9pm wind-down."
"Have tried magnesium, ashwagandha pills, the gummies, all of it. Nothing hits like the Pineapple. Twenty minutes flat. The flight from JFK to LHR has never been calmer."
If you're not visibly calmer, you don't pay.
Full 30-day money-back guarantee. Even on opened packs. No restocking fee, no "send back the unused half" gymnastics. Email us, get refunded.
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Drop the code at checkout. Works on every flavor.
Want 40% off?
Stack LEMMON714 with Subscribe & Save at checkout — cancel anytime, ship every 30 days. The most popular option, and what we recommend, since the Ashwagandha effect compounds with daily use.
Common questions
Wait — is this kratom?
Yes. 7-OH (7-Hydroxymitragynine) is one of the active alkaloids found naturally in the kratom leaf. We isolate it, purify it to pharmaceutical-grade, and dose it precisely so you know exactly what you're taking. The name "Ludes" is a wink — the product is fully legal at the federal level.
How fast does it work?
About 20 minutes. The tablet melts on the tongue, so the 7-OH absorbs sublingually and skips the stomach. For a known stressor — pitch, flight, dinner — pop one 20–30 minutes ahead.
How long does it last?
4–6 hours. Long enough for the meeting, the flight, or the dinner — without dragging into the next morning.
Is 7-OH legal where I am?
Federally yes — at the time of writing, 7-OH is legal under U.S. federal law. A handful of states and counties have restrictions. We don't ship to AL, AR, CT, IN, LA, WI, or select counties in CA, FL, IL, MS. Check your local laws before ordering.
Will it show up on a drug test?
Standard 5/10-panel drug tests do not screen for 7-OH or other kratom alkaloids. Specialty kratom panels exist. If your employer or governing body tests for kratom, do not use this product.
Is it habit-forming?
With frequent daily use, 7-OH can be habit-forming. We recommend taking it as needed — not as a daily ritual — and rotating in rest days. If you notice tolerance climbing or withdrawal symptoms when you stop, stop using it. Adults 21+ only.
What if it doesn't work for me?
You don't pay. Full 30-day money-back, even on opened packs. We refund the order, you keep what's left.
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Adults 21+ only.
Not for use during pregnancy, while breastfeeding, or by anyone with a history of substance use disorder. Do not combine with alcohol, opioids, or sedatives. Do not operate heavy machinery while using.
Federal & state laws.
7-OH is legal under U.S. federal law at the time of writing. We do not ship to: AL · AR · CT · IN · LA · WI · or select counties in CA · FL · IL · MS. Verify your local laws before ordering — regulations move fast.
FDA disclaimer.
These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. May be habit-forming with frequent or daily use.
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